True Blood In Your Pants.
Considering an elder lady gave it to me and I’d never read the series (plus I’m ringing in the new year on my cycle) I find this hilarious.
Domes of Fire In Your Pants
Sounds like an STD. >_>;;
Goblet of Fire In Your Pants
Carved In Bone In Your Pants
…that sounds so painfuuuul
Stiff (The Curious Life of Cadavers) In Your Pants.
Too good. Too, too good.

